Welcome to my website. It's crammed to the gunnels with action and adventure, jam packed with tales of daring don't, and festooned with an abundance of comedy guff. There really is no end to this madne..
This is where you can find out all about the world satsuma throwing contest, visit the Scottish Arse Museum, and witness a cage fight between a man and an 8 year old girl. There's sketches, stories, and gibberish a plenty. Poke about a bit and you might find my mofotograph album, a photo-romance story about a man who fell in love with a potato, and even a free to download "Allander".
So scroll on down and click on the pics, or check out the tabs at the top of this page, for all that and much, much, more!!
..but not much, much, much more.
This is where you can find out all about the world satsuma throwing contest, visit the Scottish Arse Museum, and witness a cage fight between a man and an 8 year old girl. There's sketches, stories, and gibberish a plenty. Poke about a bit and you might find my mofotograph album, a photo-romance story about a man who fell in love with a potato, and even a free to download "Allander".
So scroll on down and click on the pics, or check out the tabs at the top of this page, for all that and much, much, more!!
..but not much, much, much more.