GHOSTS
The move to the new house has not gone as smoothly as one might have hoped - after our first night we discovered we had ghosts. We spotted one or two apparitions at first, but quickly came to the realisation that the whole house was totally infested with ghosts!
Apparently they’re nigh on impossible to get rid of and can be a real nuisance if you don’t knock them on the head right away, so I’ve spent the last week going round hitting ghosts with my shoe, dusting all the floors with ghost powder, and spraying everywhere with inspectreside.
The most effective way I’ve found of dealing with the spooky bastards has been to put up ghost pheromone traps. Male ghosts are attracted to them, as they give off the smell of female ghosts, then they get stuck to them which stops them from breading with female ghosts - whooo can lay up to 300 ghost eggs at a time.
Anyway it looks like I’ve finally got the ghost problem under control but then last night my girlfriend went to the bathroom and started screaming. I came running through and saw a look of utter horror upon her face. Eventually she calmed down long enough to point towards the corner of the room. What I saw chilled me to the marrow, for there, not four feet from where we both stood, was a moth!
Apparently they’re nigh on impossible to get rid of and can be a real nuisance if you don’t knock them on the head right away, so I’ve spent the last week going round hitting ghosts with my shoe, dusting all the floors with ghost powder, and spraying everywhere with inspectreside.
The most effective way I’ve found of dealing with the spooky bastards has been to put up ghost pheromone traps. Male ghosts are attracted to them, as they give off the smell of female ghosts, then they get stuck to them which stops them from breading with female ghosts - whooo can lay up to 300 ghost eggs at a time.
Anyway it looks like I’ve finally got the ghost problem under control but then last night my girlfriend went to the bathroom and started screaming. I came running through and saw a look of utter horror upon her face. Eventually she calmed down long enough to point towards the corner of the room. What I saw chilled me to the marrow, for there, not four feet from where we both stood, was a moth!