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Here be my bucket list.
Eat a pie in every Abbey in Scotland
Build the world's largest igloo
Take part in a cage fight
Buy a Castle
Sit upon an armchair atop a mountain
Ride 101 animals (I mean sit on their statues)
Feature in a romantic photo-story about the love between a man and a potato
Buy everyone a free breakfast (as there's no such thing as a free lunch)
Pose for a sexy beach themed calendar
Get pelted with eggs whilst dressed as an alien
Make an excerise video
Join an avant garde dance troupe
Take my TV set out for the day
Become a caveman
Go out wearing only pants and a gas mask
Become World Satsuma Throwing Champion
Sunbathe on a lilo in the middle of a Loch
Give away free doughnuts
Do a trick where I pretend to be a magician
Throw myself a surprise party
Get skipping (not the rope variety) into the Olympics
Have the image of my face carved in stone
Take part in a man hunt
Bury treasure.. on an island
Become an anti-fashion model
Wear a romper suit in a dark-sky park
Live in the woods.. on an island
Ride a baggage carousel at an airport
Become a Bond Girl
Throw stones in a glass house
Give a woman a bouquet of sausages
Take up drunk running
Emerge from the sea holding a trident
Eat breakfast at Tiffany's
Throw axes at a door then climb up them
Give an old man, or a princess, a piggy-back across a river
Set up a clothes rail behind a waterfall
Enter The World Stone Skimming Championships
Eat a Haggis in Under 90 seconds
Toil in a field all day then have supper of bread and ale at a long table, in a Thomas Hardy stylee, whilst a yokel plays a penny whistle
Go on a welk watching holiday
Be a woolly mummy
Get some trinkets and coins, paint them gold, and then leave them in the back of a cave.
Start a giant food fight
Race down a hill on an armchair
Stow away in the belly of a ship
Do a training montage
Travel the highways and byways helping out villagers in trouble
Learn to play Je t'aime on the stylophone
Take part in a low speed chase
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