cage fight
Who is the greatest? Who is the best cage fighter of all time? If two athletes from different eras could actually compete against each other who would come out on top?
In the blue corner the ultimate male and 8x World Satsuma throwing champion Allan ‘The Machine’ Miller… And in the pink corner the reigning under 8 year old wrestling champion of the world.. Kirsty.
The computer says The Machine would be triumphant.
That computer fight got a lot of people curious… It’s time to get it on! Machine: I'm going to bust you up! Kirsty: You can try. Machine: Ayyah! Ayyah! Ayyah! Peanuts!
Kirsty: I’m taking you down beyatch!
Machine: Not if I take you down first. You just bought yourself a one way ticket to Painsville! Kirsty: You don't know what pain is.. but I'm gonna show you!
Machine: Oh yeah? Well how you planning on doing that with a broken leg? Machine: Now taste my fist!
Kirsty: Ha. You punch like a little girl. Is that all you got? Is that all you got?
Machine: (She’s not human! She’s like a piece of iron!!) I gots plenty and right now I’m gonna pile drive you so hard it will rattle your ancestors! Eat mat!!
Machine: I didn’t come here to lose.
Kirsty: Fool. It’s already over! Machine: It ain't about how hard you hit, it is about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
Kirsty: Old man, you look like you need a sit down. Here have a chair… Kirsty: Over your head!
Kirsty: Now it's time to take out the trash! Taste my finishing move... the tiger claw punch!!
Machine: No! No! Please, not the tiger claw punch! Noooooooooo!!!! Kirsty: Sweet dreams chump!
Kirsty: GAME OVER!!!
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